Thank you for some good humor.

Tom




>If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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>Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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>It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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>Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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>If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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>Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
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>Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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>Always drink upstream from the herd.
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>Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
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>If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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>When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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>There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
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>When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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>Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
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>Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
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>The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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>Never miss a good chance to shut up.