Nick,

>Actually he does live about ten miles from here and I know someone who knows him. There should be a club for people who know someone who know someone famous.

That's pretty cool. Maybe you can have your friend arrange a tea break with him and then ask him to change his name so you don't have to deal with these questions anymore. ;)

>Years ago someone on Compuserve asked me if I was the drummer for Pink Floyd. In the flesh people have said I look like Elvis Costello (gap between teeth helps). What does it all mean ?

I think it means that you need to get yourself a Vespa GS scooter (and all the right gear that goes along with it) and head to London and realize your true dream. ;)

Laterness,
Jon