"In this world you have to look out for number 1. Just make sure you don't
step in number 2. -- Rodney Dangerfield
>"No one can resist my Schwetty balls." -- Alec Baldwin
>
>>Don't swet the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. -- George Carlin
>>
>>>"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office."
>>>—David Brent, from "The Office"
>>>
>>>Yikes! Is it really that bad out there?
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin
