Press note from 2300:
"Latest Internet excavations have shown that Windows is not a virus, as it has been supposed earlier due to that the codes of Windows have been discovered everywhere, but a so-called operation system, i.e. the program designed to hide from users the scantiness of architecture and other bugs of ancient computers."


>I was standing talking with Marcia Akins and (I think) both Cathi Gero and Cathy Pountney at the last Whilfest, when Marcia uttered something about "...having a blonde moment". Due to that, she was the first person I thought of when I recently heard this one:
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>A blonde walks into a computer store and finds a sales clerk. She asks him where she can find some curtains.
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>"M'am," the clerk replies, "this is a computer store."
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>The blonde says, "Well, duh! I just got a computer and it came with Windows!"< rim-shot >