I am not a Kiwi, closeted or otherwise. I have seen one at the zoo, however (an actual kiwi bird, not a man from NZ). It was in a room almost as dark as a closet.

Your link doesn't work, so I don't know what the eden project is.

>There is nothing wrong with Cornwall Park - do I detect a closet Kiwi ?
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>I could be clever and say it isn't Eden... (www.edenproject.co.uk)
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>Simon