The captain and his lieutenants must have been late for the meeting at the donut shop...


>An actual event on the way to LAX from El Segundo:
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>We were in a total traffic jam at 5 PM on the street. No one was able to move. Suddenly there was a great noise coming from the area to the rear of my friends car. People were screaming, newspaper racks were flying through the air along with garbage cans. Then a Chevrolet came into view racing down the sidewalk beside us. It must have been doing at least 50 mph. A half dozen police cars were right behind also on the sidewalk. This was not a movie nor was it OJ. OJ drives very slowly – at least while in Los Angeles. :)