"Here's a great story, incoming Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, he's driving on vacation in Florida, saw an SUV that overturned on the highway, stopped, got out of the car, jumped over and helped the victims until the paramedics arrived. In fact, this is being called the closest thing Republicans have ever had for providing health care to people. He was not the only senator who stopped at the accident. John Edwards the trial lawyer stopped and chased the ambulance all the way to the hospital." —Jay Leno


had to add this one:

In an article on Northern Ireland, the political party Sinn Fein was described as the political wing of the IRA. I guess that makes the Democratic Party the political wing of the IRS.


from:

http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~cr/demo_jok.html


>If you are offended by political jokes please do not read this!
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>There were three surgeons who were friends and one day while at lunch a question was asked. What is your greatest feat as a surgeon?
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>The first surgeon said, “I had a patient who lost both hands. After surgery and physical therapy he became a well known concert pianist”!
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>The second surgeon stated, “That is minor compared to my success! My patient lost his arms and legs. Within a few years after surgery he became an Olympic Gold Medal Winner”!
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>Upon hearing this the third surgeon spoke up. “All your feats are pale compared to mine! My patient was a cowboy who rode his horse full speed down the tracks and into the path of an on coming train. All that was left was his cowboy hat and ass. After I operated on him and he recuperated, he became President of the United States”!
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>I got a chuckle out of the above. However, I truly wonder if the horses ass was used instead of the original owners?