Houston;

Add the following!

Experienced at sweeping floors, emptying garbage cans and cleaning urinals a must! Must have PhD in computer science with 20 years experience and not be over 10 years old. Willing to pay company to work and accept no salary or time off.

I have seen some ads almost that bad! :)

Tom

>From www.JobServe.Co.UK

     Type: Contract/Permanent
> Position: Visual Foxpro Developer
>   Skills: We urgently require a _junior_ Visual Foxpro Developer. We are looking
>           for a _Consultant_ who has the ability to grow and shape the IT
>           department. Technically you  should be proficient with Visual Foxpro
>           and ideally have exposure to Internet technologies and Networks (XP
>           NT,2000). This can move very quickly for the right person and also
>           offers a fantastic opportunity to grow and develop within a company.
>           Additional responsibilities will be available for a person who has
>           all of the above skills.
> Location: Birmingham
>    Start: Immediate
> Duration: 3-6 months +
>     Rate: c20k
>   Agency: Computer People Midlands (Contract)
>  Contact: Matt Spencer-Jones
>      Tel: +44 (0)121 643 8501
>      Fax: +44 (0)121 632 5996
>    Email: mailto:mattspencer-jones@computerpeople.co.uk
>Reference: JS/MJ/VFP7
>     Link: http://www.jobserve.com/EJ.asp?M=3DM01&J=3DJ858B10CB6266160F