Hi Jason,
groovy...I'll try to play around with that feature this weekend to get a better understanding of it though, to be honest, I'm really eager to try out the remote quit feature especially if I can customize the message to read "BEHOLD THE POWER OF JASON! YOU ARE DISCONNECTED...RARR!!"
I like your haiku. :) To complement it, check out
http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/freeware/bluescreensaver.shtml :)
Jason
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Single field, surrogate primary keys....because it's sexier!
Third normal form is more than just a good idea.