>Try to search Google for "miserable failure". You might be surprised.

Further searching revealed some other Google searches that produce funny results; some are political, some not; some I knew previously, some note.

Here is my current list; in each case, I suggest to type the search phrase, and to click on "I feel lucky":

miserable failure

french military victories

weapons of mass destruction

elmer fudd

elgoog [note: this is "Google" backwards]

Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)