Your way would be... to do what? call someone and ask stupid questions and harass them?
I don't know the point of your "Experiment".
>Just can't do it *my* way, can ya, John ??
>Woo Hoo !!
Work as if you don't need money
Love as if you've never been hurt before
Live as if this is your last day to live
Dance as if no one's watching