Today I received the following delightful offer:

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Get a Diplma!
Answer a few key questions for us by calling the provided number.

1-212-629-xxx, day or night.
To stop us from bothering you call 1-801-757-xxx and leave the email address where you received this.

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I was so pleased to receive this that I decided to help him out. I am involved in a VOIP trial here in New Zealand, zero cost at present and they want us to make lots of international calls. So, I have prepared my PC to call both provided numbers constantly, playing Bauhaus's "Bela Lugosi's Dead" to whoever is lucky enough to answer and not hanging up until they do. The first number has an answerphone that records 40 seconds of song each time. The chances of blocking or tracking are almost nil, since during the trial the call will be emitted semi-randomly by a provider in the US.