>>>- what the practical application is (what the reader will be able to immediately put to use)
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>>Oh crap. I always get burned on that one.
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>Right. No cool code to plot the occasional burps in the time-space continuum. We need something practical and cool, man.

Dang you and your silly traditions! Next you'll tell me I can't submit articles in the language of Asieoniezi.

>I like it. Can your program also rewrite the melody? Nah, forget that. Hendrix didn't have any melody did he? :-)

Ouch! But true :-)