I want money!

Any company that will give me an appropriate amount of money, Auction could be considered, will get me to become a marketing agent for a product of their choice.

I engage myself to promote each day the given product. And with a little extra that company could even get me to bash one of their competitors. Even if the competition is in-house. If it's the case I can assure you that the bashing will be made with a lot of discretion. For example: never talking about a product is a discrete way to bash it.

What I'm proposing is revolutionary. Think about it. No need to wait for me to become an MVP or whatever the term used in the given company. Waiting to receive a title which then proves my competence takes time. If by mistake I get the title for a product that is in a dead-end situation then everybody's losing. You may think "What about credibility". Who cares about that. Perhaps in older times this was important but nowadays a good handshake, a smile and a big mouth can do wonders.

No time to waste! Act fast!