I like several of these and they made me laugh which is something we can all use. One that strikes me as funny is about the mouse-flavored cat food. I guess that is not very nice of me - at least as far as mice are concerned! :) It might be due to my mood or the phase of the moon.
>That is funny; I liked the one about Congress.
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>Here is another one:
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>If prison is a synonym of jail, why aren't prisoner and jailer also synonyms?
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>>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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>>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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>>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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>>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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>>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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>>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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>>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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>>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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>>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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>>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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>>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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>>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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>>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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>>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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>>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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>>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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