>Mike fights with fists, but you Scot fight with words...

"The pen is mightier than the sword..." -- I have no clue who said that.

>BTW, I searched for SET SARCASM in the help file and I couldn't find it,
You have to get the Visual Foxpro Cynical Edition. It comes with some added features like the Defective End-User Error Message Builder, a help file that is inaccurate on purpose, and a much stronger Expression Builder!(s)

Scot.