May he rest in pieces! I understand from a reliable source that the artifacts in the possession of the security storage firm actually consist of shrunken heads from people who believed in this investment scheme.

>419ers crack cold fusion
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>Since they already have a man in space, it should come as no surprise that our old mates from Lagos have pulled off an even more impressive feat - cold fusion. Well, it was actually the brilliant Nigerian physicist Koffi Abacha, who sadly died in the obligatory mysterious plane crash.
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>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/05/419_cold_fusion/