>>>>>
>>>>>Are you sure you want to:
>>>>>
>>>>>1) Shut down the auto
>>>>>2) Restart the auto
>>>>>3) Shut down all functions and log in as a different driver.
>>>>
>>>>What? No, "Restart the auto in MS-DOS mode"?
>>>
>>
>>FOCROFLPIMP
>>
>>>Oh. Sorry. I'm used to Auto-PC NT and not Auto-PC 95...think about this, though:
>>>
>>>1. "General Engine Fault in Cylinder 05 - Abort, Restart, Ignore"
>>>
>>>2. If I shut down my car while not in park, will I get an invalid shutdown message on restart and have to run ScanDisk?
>>>
>>No, but you'll have to run ScanHeads to make sure you haven't lost a cylinder. This will have to be followed, of course, by ChkPlugs, to make sure they're not fouled.
>>
>>>3. When I look at my speedometer, might I get a 'Invalid DirectX driver" message?
>>
>>If you do, you'll have check the registry to make sure that it's been licensed correctly.
>>
>>>
>>>4. If I unplug the lighter, put the car in first gear, and tap the brake an Easter Egg will superimpose on my windshield?
>>>
>>
>>Only if that's your current screen saver.
>>
>>>5. Speaking of windshield, will I be able to adjust the resolution? Can I set to 16-bit color on a nasty day? Increase brightness?
>>
>>Yes, but you'll have to watch out for incompatibility between the software and certain Windshield Cards. There'll be a list at the MS site.
>
>Say . . . when you crank up the car, do you think it will pop up a messagebox asking "Where do you want to go today?" ?

ROFL, and of course there will. BTW, glad to see the tornados didn't get you, my friend. And also, have a happy Easter (or Passover or...). And the same wishes to all the UTers.