ROFL! But I agree with Joel. This belongs in the .Not forum.

>The client getting worried that a promised 7 month project reveals no end in site after 2 years?
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>Has your clients accounting department raised concerns that the actual cost of implementation maintenance is several orders of magnitude more than they would prefer to budget for?
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>Are end users playing solitaire while the hour glass is presenting a post in progress?
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>Running out of space on the user's cubicle wall for drill down maps?
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>Do you want multifunctional forms - that address more than one table - with the crispness and speed of a C application?
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>Do you want to fire that high dollar DBA and 3 person help desk that you never expected a ten-desktop-shop would have to budget for?
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>Want to get back to business instead of creating business for your consultants.
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>Tired of Paging?
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>Call RPT-LLC - We have done it - we are doing it - and we will continue to do it!