Or:
Q: Why does New Jersey have toxic waste dumps and New York have Attorneys?
A: New Jersey had the first choice.
>>Interesting survey.
>>
>>An old joke comes to mind...
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
>>A: One's a bottom feeding, scum sucker and the other is a fish.
>
>How about this one:
>
>Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
>
>A: A good start.
Regards,
Mike
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- Glenford Myers
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