ROTFLMAO!:-)

>You are joking, right Ken?
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>I wonder what genius at MS came up with that one - sounds like something Steve Ballmer would state in a company-wide email.
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>The concept is as absurd as the following scenario:
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>Developer delivers app to customer. Customer comes back to developer:
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>Customer: “The trial balance report crashes as well as the remote check printing.”
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>Developer: “You didn’t say you didn’t want it to crash.”
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>Customer: “It goes without saying.”
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>Developer: “It is not specified in your requirements. The non-crash feature will take an additional 200 hours for the trial balance report and 300 hours for remote check printing.”
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>Customer: “Are you kidding?”
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>Developer: “Absolutely not. We consider this a feature.”
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>Customer: “We’ll see about that!”
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>Developer (anticipating a problem) employs John Peterson to frustrate and confuse the customer.