>My favorite is "Why can't a woman be more like a man?"

A good choice! Why, things would be so much simpler! :)


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>>Jordan;
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>>>Most of US citizens has worst english
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>>It is a well known fact that English is not spoken in the United States! Ask anyone from Britan! :) In fact Professor Higgens (My Fair Lady – Rex Harrison) sang, “Why Can’t the English Learn to Speak":
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>>You see according to the Professor not even the English know how to use their own language properly!
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>>Some of the lines are very humorous.
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>>"In France every Frenchman knows his language from 'A' to 'Zed' -
>>The French don't care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it properly".
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>>The good professor goes on to say that:
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>>"The Americans haven’t used it in years.
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>>The Irish bring you close to tears".
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>>After a few pints of Guinness no one cares how well you speak or what language! :)
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>>Tom