"One Object to Rule Them All"
Dot Sauron

But you guys have said:
While I'd accept that .NET includes benefits for developers as regards technical issues (like DLL HELL),...

What is "DLL Hell"? I saw "Big Trouble in Little China", but DLL Hell was never mentioned:0). It sounds like an enabling slogan rather than a "real" issue - so - if you can - please tell me what it is!