>>>>P.S. Hope this insult
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>>>Ok now please get all in line to get a shot at me. I'm a big boy I'm sure I can find something bad to say on everyone ;-D
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>>I'm sorry, but I can't find anything (sufficiently) bad to throw at you ;).
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>Come on you're not serious. I can help you. You could insult me based on my country, the province where I live, the language I speak. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There are so many possibilities. Or even you could be more creative and surprise me.
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>Hmmmm About being creative I'm not sure about that one.
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>You see how easy it is to insult somebody :-D

What about "I wouldn't waste my time and creativity on bothering to insult such a {add a depletive here}"?

For a while I was toying with an idea of an insulting agency - I'd be writing articles for guys who were hit by someone in the papers, full of smart innuendos, Latin quotations etc, with the intent that my client would appear eloquent, sharp-minded and well-read, while insulting his opponent heavily in each sentence. I'd probably award myself the title of main insultant.