"I may call you Joe User"? Really? Gee thanks, but that doesn't answer the question does it. Why do you need to hide behind an alias?
There was another interesting fellow here once who decided to hide behind the truly clever alias of "Joe Bob". That was a lot of fun too ...
>You may call me "Joe User."
>I don't think I changed the name, but it was awfully late.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends - Martin Luther King, Jr.
