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28/08/2004 00:32:22
 
 
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27/08/2004 22:50:28
Hilmar Zonneveld
Independent Consultant
Cochabamba, Bolivia
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Forum:
Politics
Category:
Other
Title:
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
00936853
Message ID:
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>>Hi Hilmar,
>>
>>I did a few web searches on "Ambroise Bierce" and "lexicographer" and your post became very entertaining.
>
>The following are some of my favorite definitions, from the Devil's Dictionary, which I invite you to look up (a search on "Devil's Dictionary" + the desired word should suffice):
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  • back
    >
  • cannon
    >
  • mammon
    >
  • corsair
    >
  • abdication
    >
  • air
    >
    >Well, you might just as well read all of it - you will find many worth-while definitions.

    I like this one:

    INDECISION, n. The chief element of success; "for whereas," saith Sir Thomas Brewbold, "there is but one way to do nothing and divers way to do something, whereof, to a surety, only one is the right way, it followeth that he who from indecision standeth still hath not so many chances of going astray as he who pusheth forwards" – a most clear and satisfactory exposition on the matter.

    "Your prompt decision to attack," said General Grant on a certain occasion to General Gordon Granger, "was admirable; you had but five minutes to make up your mind in."

    "Yes, sir," answered the victorious subordinate, "it is a great thing to be know exactly what to do in an emergency. When in doubt whether to attack or retreat I never hesitate a moment – I toss us a copper."

    "Do you mean to say that's what you did this time?"

    "Yes, General; but for Heaven's sake don't reprimand me: I disobeyed the coin."
    Steve Gibson
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