Yup, I guess jokes make their "global rounds" every now and then and change in the process :)


>Funny I heard that joke about 10 years ago, but the heroes were Dr. Yatcon & Holmes.
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>>From an email sent to me;
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>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the wild. They set up their tent and are soon asleep.
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>>Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
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>>Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe."
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>>What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
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>>Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful,and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe?"
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>>The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb F/* $%&. What it means is that someone has stolen our tent!!!"
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>>Have a good one ;)