Hi,

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Ok, I have to ask. Having just noticed where you live, I'm wondering how many "Ham-on-Rye" jokes you get.
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Oddly enough none<g> - mainly, I suppose, because ham on rye sandwiches are virtually unheard of in the UK (especially in Wales<s>). A few other puns about tho - my favorite is a kite shop named Way-on-Hye...

>> Arrived at Heathrow the morning that Lord Mountbatton (spelling?) was assassinated. Are you old enough to remember that?
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Plenty old enough. (Was going to put a <g> after that but it would be inappropriate). Spelling is I think 'Mountbatten'.

FWIW I've always claimed the shorted 'snailmail' address in the world:
'VIV,HAY,UK' works everytime...
Regards,
Viv