>>I've heard that from my math professor, didn't invent that. Besides, I know firsthand (by speaking the language most of my life) that whatever you say, may be taken as an innuendo...
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>What’s an innuendo? Is that like an Italian suppository or something!

From "Scrapbook" by Dragoslav Andrich:

"Height of resourcefulness: play chess using upright suppositories instead of missing pawns.

Ultimate resourcefulness: use chess pawns instead of missing suppositories."