I wrote the following about a network administrator I once had. It has nothing to do with recent events. I just found myself getting into the holiday spirit a bit earlier this year.

I apologize in advance to anyone who may be offended by Christmas, music, the word "crap," or anything really. But mostly my sincerest apologies to Haven Gillespie and J. Fred Coots, who's lyrics I have probably forever tainted. Oh, and for anyone reading this who hears the song "Santa Claus is Comin' To Town" in the future? I apologize to those people too.

Sensitivity is In Town

You better watch out, better not sigh, 
better not pout, I'm tellin' you why,
Sensitivity is in town!  
  
He's makin' a list an' checkin' it twice, 
gonna find out who's naughty or nice,
Sensitivity is in town!  
  
He sees you when you're lurking,
he knows when you're online,
he knows your IP address, 
And can block it any time!  
  
So, you can't speak out, you better not try,
without a doubt, I'm tellin' you why,
Sensitivity is in town!  
  
He decides when you are incorrect,
he does this much at random,
he takes it all so personally, 
With the lack of any wisdom!

So...

You better not scrap, better play nice,
don't say crap, I'm tellin' you why,
Sensitivity is in town!  

Oh...

Sensitivity is in town!