>SNIP> Later, when I remember where I was and what I did, I nearly repainted my pants.
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>That's a WINNER! Sure to keep the word police out of your hair.
>But since we now know that sensitivity review is based on complaint, surely you would have been OK to use the real word. If that had been complained at surely UT management would have banished the complainant!

I left it with this ambiguous phrasing simply because I wasn't sure which color would it happen to be :)