A parody on the well-known poem "Jabberwocky":
http://www76.pair.com/keithlim/jabberwocky/parodies/cwocky.html
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)