LOL. You expect me now to apologize for the truth? Peter, you are killing me here.

"Peter, I am sorry I spoke the truth. I should have considered the consequences of my thoughtless action on your sensibilities before opening my mouth"

There. You now have your sterile environment. No one dares say a word, with the fear of offending someone.

You are going to have to do better than this to earn a twit from me ;-)