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Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans
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From
31/10/2004 14:57:34
Jay Johengen
Altamahaw-Ossipee, North Carolina, United States
 
 
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31/10/2004 14:52:24
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Politics
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Thread ID:
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Hey Grigore,

First, relax. It's a joke.

Second, I never said which category I considered myself belonging to.

Third, relax. It's a joke. <s>



>Hi, Jay
>
>I am not intending to begin an argue as you had with Terry. One normal person would anticipate and avoid such situations. In 'Democrat's answer' part you have some very good questions, such as:
>
>- Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? (key point, IMO)
>- Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
>- What does the law say about this situation? (another key point)
>
>If you kill that person, you are becoming as bad as he was. No difference.
>
>I do not expect you to understand this, because your whole attitude won't allow you to understand. If you consider that BANG BANG BANG BANG is a rational human being behavior, then nothing will change, no matter how much we would argue.
>
>In any case, please read again the first question I've quoted. I am pretty sure you don't understand why rest of the world thinks US are the bad guys. Let me put it in a single phrase: you can go invade any country just because you can. Well.. that's a bad guy attitude. If one would assault your own house just because he can, would you agree that's ok? According to your messages, yes.
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>Oh, you're right. Is "No". Is "yes" only you are the winner. Blah.
>
>
>The most bizare part of your message is:
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>-Child: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips I gave you for your birthday??"-
>
>Well... if your kids are giving you bullets as birthday gifts, I can only pray that US won't get angry on Romania some day. I bet you, nor your children, won't have any problems to invade my country too.
>
>
>
>>Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
>>
>>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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>>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>>
>>
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>>Democrat's Answer:
>>
>>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with killing just me, and not my family? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint-and-weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
>>friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
>>
>>
>>
>>Republican's Answer:
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>>BANG!
>>
>>
>>
>>Southern Republican's Answer:
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>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...click....(sounds of reloading).
>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...click Child: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips I gave you for your birthday??"
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