>>>Oh a Scotsman tried and true left the bar one evening fair
>>>And one could tell by how he walked he'd had more than his share
>>>He stumbled round 'til he could no longer keep his feet
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>>Which reminds me of Dean Martin's "I'm not drunk as long as I can lie on the floor without holding to anything".
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>Yeah, and he also said he wasn't a problem drinker. He drank till he passed out, no problem.
"I don't have a drinking problem. My problem doesn't drink at all."
(OK, not a quote... or rather an imaginary quote)