Hilarious!)

I am still burping a breakfast of Beef Eaters, cucumber sandwich and a half pound of chocolate!

Maybe - when the gas settles - I will remove the spuds, and [then] while I am at it - I'll trim them pesky ear hairs!

>Sorry Ter' but the whole point of the jokes that led on was that Laughton said "ohms". You wanna get the spuds out of your ears :-)
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>In SPARK-acus, the slaves were re-VOLT-ing against the CURRENT rulers of R-OHM.
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>>>>...There was a scene where Charles Laughton (his character, a senator of rome) gave ohms to a peasant...
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>>>It's Alms (proonounced "arms") anyway!
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>>Leave it to a Englishman to correct my english.
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>>Maybe he gave the peasant voltage resistance units:)