>>I have been told the proper way to hunt the wild Haggis is riding on the back of the special black faced sheep that have legs shorter on one side to better stand on mountainsides.
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>What happens when you want to go back home? Find a sheep with shorter legs on the otherside? <g>
No, silly, you just back up <bg>
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>>>I bet that would never beat fresh Highland Haggis. The best ones are those that are caught wild, in the mountains near Fort William. They thrive on the cold wet weather, which means they buid up a good insulating layer of fat.
Charles Hankey
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