Who told you all that old rubbish? You ride the single-antlered deer. There are now two sub-species - those that can only go clockwise around the mountain (the side with no antlers - otherwise they'd get caught in the scrub) and those that go counter-clockwise.


>I have been told the proper way to hunt the wild Haggis is riding on the back of the special black faced sheep that have legs shorter on one side to better stand on mountainsides.
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>>I bet that would never beat fresh Highland Haggis. The best ones are those that are caught wild, in the mountains near Fort William. They thrive on the cold wet weather, which means they buid up a good insulating layer of fat.