Our local WalMart has one of those mini-McDonalds or Pizza Huts or whatever inside...

Sure, we have theaters and museums...though the inside of a WalMart can be far more entertaining...

...and for that matter, if I ever want a five-tissue tear-jerker, I can come up here on the UT a few days after the first of the month and read the posts about the VFP MSDN Monthly letter being "late"...

Kevin