Hi
Replace Jesus with Muhammad and Father with Allah, christian denominations with muslim denomination, and you have another perfectly valid story for muslims.

Strange discussions in a programmers forum, though.

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>John 10:28-29
>"There are many rooms in my Father's home, and I am going to prepare a place for you. If this were not so, I would tell you plainly. When everything is ready, I will come and get you, so that you will always be with me where I am."
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>I am reminded of a story wherein Jesus is greeting the newcomers directing them to the place he has prepared for them in Heaven,
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>He comes upon a group of Catholics and tells them that they should proceed down the hall to room 15. When you get there, you will hear Mass going on or perhaps bingo. Go on in and join your brethren. But whatever you do you must be completely silent when you pass room 13.
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>He comes upon a group of Mormons and tells them that they should proceed down the hall to room 22. Go on in and join your brethren. But whatever you do you must be completely silent when you pass room 13.
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>He comes upon a group of Methodists and tells them that they should proceed down the hall to room 25. When you get there, you will hear laughter, music and singing. Go on in and join your brethren. But whatever you do you must be completely silent when you pass room 13.
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>One of them asks him just what is in room 13. Jesus replies, Oh that is that is the (insert religion here). They think they’re the only ones here.