>>>A bumper sticker from the 1960’s comes to mind: “Help keep our city clean. Eat a pigeon every day”!
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>>Should be "... Shoot a gum chewer every day"!
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>lol!
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>That one can stick to your shoe! :)
That's what prompted it. I've been squelching round my laminate floors for days! :-) I work in a town that's full of schoolkids every afternoon, after 3. I'd say shoot 'em all but apparently us baby-boomers need 'em to help pay for our pensions, or something like that. :-)
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.