>>I also think I'll get cremated... :). And I'd prefer having my ashes spillt into the nearest river; don't feel like obliging anyone to take care of my leftover recyclable molecules. Being remembered shouldn't depend on a piece of stone.
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>I'd like my ashes divied out into those little hour-glass egg timers and passed out at a memorial service. Just wanna remain useful...

Are you sure your ashes would be bug-free? I wouldn't like to be remembered as The Guy Who Makes All Our Eggs Hard Boiled.