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>>It makes me wonder: They say "prostitution" is the oldest profession. I would argue that "preachers" might be the oldest. One sells earthly pleasure the other sells pleasure in the after life!
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>No, no, neither one of those is the oldest profession. Let me explain.
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>This issue, which profession was the oldest, was discussed by three professionals. First, the doctor said: "Well, God created Eve out of a rib taken from Adam. That, of course, is a surgical operation." Then, the architect said: "Well, OK, but first God created heaven and earth out of chaos! And that, my friends, is an architechtural undertaking." [Personal note: I think he was mixing up Genesis with Greek mythology.] To which the politician replied: "And who created chaos?"