Maybe you can ask for an advance?

In Ennis in Ireland this summer I saw a bar called M. T. Pockets. The rest of my family did not understand why I laughed so loud....!

>One of the bars here has a big sign above the bar reading: "Free Beer Tomorrow" :)
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>Einar
>>I think the best I have seen, was way back around 1974 when Mad Magazine wrote 'We lower our price', and moved the price tag from the top of the page to the bottom of the page.