>>And remember that that 100% beef includes hooves, lips, nostrils, ... scrotum, sphincter! :-)
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HUUH!?
>Heard this from one of my customers, who were just across the street from a meat processing plant:
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>These guys were making a "quail paté". The dialogue went like this -
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>- Is it really quail?
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>- No way... it's 50% beef.
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>- Really?
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>- Yes, one quail, one bull...
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>- But how do you catch enough quails?
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>- Well we don't really catch them, we just let them fly through...
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
