In old days here in UT there was a Quiz in a Knowlege Base section. One of the questions was
What are the result of the folowing:
a = 5
IF a > 0
a = 6
ELSE
a = 1
ENDIF
And the correct answer was
a = 1
Against Stupidity the Gods themselves Contend in Vain - Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
The only thing normal about database guys is their tables.