>Mike-
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>>I was actually present in a radio shack store when a woman came in and claimed that her neighbors were firing microwaves at her. She actually said one hit her in the head as if she was referring to an object.
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>>She wanted to know how she could shield her whole house! The salesman computed how much copper wire she'd need, and she left. Funny thing is, we never thought of a helmet. ;)
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>There was a NYPD Blues early on, when it was halfway decent, when the burly usually jerk of a cop was working on a case where a mentally ill man was a witness. The cop very sweetly gave the man clear instructions on how to make a protective hat out of tinfoil. It was a rare glimpse at the character's softer side. <s>

Sipovitz (or however it's spelt) - I love him - he's such a grouch!