>I wish someone would start a seminar/website called "Why Convert?"!

When geeks can't muster the focus to modernize their techniques, expand their tool box and integrate emerging technologies with their legacy skills - they write books that papraphrase help files and speak for Redmond's buffet purveyors!

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When crabflavored soy jello tastes like shrimp `de la unusual - you know you're at the right place!

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