>>I had been thinking of getting a regular job, but I'm probably too unpredictable to hire. "and the sign said, long haired freaky people need not apply"...
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>"So, I tucked my hair up under my cap, and I went in to ask them why..."
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>We are both telling our ages here. :-D

And, he said, "Your fine upstanding young man, i think you'll do."
So I took off my hat, and said, "Imagine that, me, working for you."