Tracy,

Well, you could fry the food as hot as you can get it to make sure there are lots of acrylamides and serve everything with crisps as well as french fries to make absolutely sure. The scots have a fabulous food item, a deep-fried Mars Bar that is easy to make and would be a great addition to your Supersize meal. As a special trick you could serve everything with a slice of "healthy" vegetarian pizza drenched in cheap saturated fat imported illegally full of pesticide and with a carcinogenic food coloring. The veges could be from reconstituted turnip marinated in old chip fat so the dense fat flavor makes it impossible to tell what you are eating. Serve everything with thichshakes made from chicken fat- get it hydrogenated slightly to firm it up for a really satisfying drink that needs detergent to remove the greasy residue from your upper lip.

Sounds great. Humand being as perverse as we are, you'd get lots of customers as well!

regards

j.R